I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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