Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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