two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Operation Purity has been aborted
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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