My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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