next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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