Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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