I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious