wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He went soft
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time