but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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