no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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