Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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