ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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