Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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