Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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