Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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