At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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