I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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