we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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