I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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