Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
So. Much. Porn.
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