the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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