Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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