I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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