bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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