Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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