god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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