If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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