Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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