You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Your dad touched me again.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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