My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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