Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This is my gift to your gina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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