So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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