What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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