What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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