I puked a lego.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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