haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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