I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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