We're like a lot better than the average bears
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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