Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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