Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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