STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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