okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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