there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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