Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
