I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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