I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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