TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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