he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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