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My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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