you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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