I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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