She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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