So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
You're like the curious george of whores
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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