Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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