Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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