Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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