Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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