): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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