He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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